The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake Tee Color:Mauve I deserve a medal… or

I deserve a medal… or at least a margarita”

a ton of confidence

This funny shirt brings all the comfort of your morning brew—with an extra shot of wit

and instantly cozy (so you’ll want to live in it)

Standards matter

The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake Tee Color:Mauve I deserve a medal… orHonesty from the neck down, performance from the neck up. The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake tee is for women who can look polite while the internal monologue is on fire. Soft cotton, sharp truth, zero forced perkiness. Soft ring spun cotton (heather blends where noted) Flattering everyday fit Sizes S3XL Machine wash cold, inside out Wear it for: work from home days, girls night, or gifting your most honest friend. Free shipping on orders over $50.